Friendship - A Poem

Friendship - a poem 

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

They'll last with her till the very end

Dogs are a man's best friend 

For true love, they can rely on them

And a dog that eats a diamond 

Is a surgical veterinarian... 's best friend

The bill for removing that stone will be so damn huge the vet will probably be able to buy a big ass boat or something!